Look, we're not gonna pretend every program works for everyone. That's nonsense. What fires you up might bore someone else to tears. So we've built different paths - each one's got its own vibe, its own challenge. Click around, see what speaks to you.
Intensity Level
Advanced / High Impact
Viking-Inspired Strength Training
Raw power development using unconventional tools - battle ropes, heavy carries, and old-school compound lifts that actually translate to real-world strength.
Intensity Level
Elite / Maximum Effort
Medieval Combat Conditioning
This one's brutal, won't lie. Sword work, shield drills, explosive movements that'll have your heart pounding. It's cardio that doesn't feel like you're on a hamster wheel.
Intensity Level
Intermediate / Scalable
Rune Circuit Training
Station-based workouts where each 'rune' represents a different challenge. Mix of strength, cardio, and skill work. Perfect if you get bored easily - nothing repeats.
Intensity Level
Beginner-Friendly / Restorative
Functional Movement & Mobility
The unsexy stuff that keeps you moving well for decades. Joint health, proper patterns, fixing the dumb things we do to our bodies sitting at desks all day.
Intensity Level
Mental / All Levels
Warrior Mindset Coaching
Your body's gonna quit way before your mind does... if you train it right. Mental toughness work, breathing protocols, stress management that actually works when life gets heavy.
Intensity Level
Advanced / Team-Based
Group Battle Fitness Classes
Competitive team workouts where you're pushing alongside others. Sometimes partner drills, sometimes squad vs squad. Energy's contagious in these sessions - you'll work harder than you thought possible.